Abyss Bar

“	No Refunds! No Refills! No Regrets!
	— Abyss Bar Slogan

The Abyss Bar is a large section on the main floor of the Space Rig. Here you can have a drink with your fellow dwarves, dance to the tunes on the jukebox or take rounds trying to hit a moving incinerator with barrels.

The Bar

At the Bar, you can order a drink from the robot bartender Lloyd. A price list is visible on the top right corner of the bar.

Lloyd

Lloyd the robotic bartender seems to be an all-purpose drone, similarly to Bosco. However he wears a hat and bow tie, as well as being connected to what seems to be barrels of Ale in the ceiling. He can dispense drinks from his arms to serve the player if they order a drink from the bar.

By approaching and interacting with Lloyd, he projects a list of the available drinks with descriptions and price tags for you to order from. Upon ordering, as many tankards as there are players in your lobby will emerge, quickly being filled by Lloyd. Then each player can grab a tankard, give a salute and drink.

If the player cannot afford, or hasn't reached the rank requirement to purchase a drink, Lloyd will deny them service by shaking its chassis/head.

Available drinks

Management reminds all employees that contrary to common belief the available drinks do intoxicate dwarves, do have influence on their ability to walk straight and do possess the potential to knock them out.

Advanced beverage will require crafting materials found in missions in a form of collectible plants: Barley Bulb, Yeast Cone, Malt Star and Starch Nut.

Corporate Issue

These drinks are always available.

Name	Price	Potency	Description
Oily Oaf Brew	35 Credits Rank 3	Regular	The Oily Oaf. A classic. While one of the lighter drinks available, the rich, buttery aftertaste coupled with the low price tag means the Oaf is here to stay.
Glyphid Slammer	85 Credits Rank 7	Strong	An adventurous mix of a cheap, powerful ale with an equally cheap, powerful energy drink. The result is almost, but not quite, entirely undrinkable. But it sure does put a spring in your step.
Leaf Lover's Special	25 Credits Rank 3	Refreshing	Buff: Removes Drunk status effect. The Leaf Lover is on this chart entirely to please Management. It kicks like a mule, except it does so in the wrong direction. The Leaf Lover will kill your buzz faster than a pay cut, and leave you with the same empty feeling in your gut. Still, it can be handy on Inspection Day. Just don't tell anyone you drank it.

Today's Special

These 8 drinks provide the dwarves with a buff once consumed. Only one of them is sold at a time, the special drink changes upon mission rotation and buffs can't be stack.

Need a Beer License cost to be paid first to unlock the whole selection: 1000 Credits, 5 Barley Bulb, 10 Yeast Cone, 10 Malt Star, 15 Starch Nut.

Name	Buff	Price	Potency	Description
BackBreaker Stout	+15% Carry Movement Speed	1 Barley Bulb	Strong	An invigorating and foamy brew, putting pep and zest in any true-blooded dwarf's blood!
Dark Morkite	+20%Morkite Mined	2 Barley Bulb	Regular	The original DRG-approved brew. Bitter and heady, though not so strong as to incapacitate the workforce.
Pots O' Gold	x2 Gold Mined	3 Barley Bulb	Regular	Pots O' Gold - otherwise know as "Liquid Luck" - has been know to instill any red-blooded dwarf with sharply enhanced senses and an impressive lust for sweet, sweet gold...gold...GOLD! Riches surely await anyone lucky enough partake of this elusive brew.
Red Rock Blaster	+30% Max Health	1 Barley Bulb	Light	When you absolutely, positively got to kill everything in your path, accept no substitutes. Equal parts prime aged stout, habanero sauce, and military-grade combat stim, the Red Rock Blaster will make you see RED!
Rocky Mountain	-1 Less Hit per Terrain	3 Barley Bulb	Regular	A touch of class. A thinker's drink. Quaffing this heady brew imparts an awesome sens of oneness with the rock around you, letting you carve through it like butter.
Skull Crusher Ale	+10 Pickaxe Damage	2 Barley Bulb	Regular	The cosmic fury of a thousand raging suns course through this midnight-black, glistening concoction. People ask why we remember Karl. People ask what made him a legend. Rumor has it Skull Crusher Ale is at least partly to blame. Make of that what you will. Beware.
Slayer Stout	+50% Pickaxe Power Attack Recharge Rate	2 Barley Bulb	Strong	A rare and much desired brew. Continuing the millennia-old tradition, this heady ale was imbibed by the strongest, most fiercest, most absolutely rabid dwarves of old before heading into glorious battle seeking an honorable end. Not for the faint of heart.
Tunnel Rat	+Fall Damage Reduction	3 Barley Bulb	Safe For Work	The Smoothest of brews, known to instill such confidence and grace into even the clumsiest dwarf as to make any sober dwarf blanch. Be warmed: Overconfidence is not covered by the company insurance.

Craft(able) Beer

These 12 beers provide fun interaction and effect only in the Space Rig and need a Beer License cost to be paid first for each.

Name	Effect	Price	Potency	Beer License Cost / Description
Arkenstout	Player becomes encased in ice	4 Malt Star	Safe For Work	Beer License Cost: 350 Credits, 5 Yeast Cone, 22 Malt Star, 3 Starch Nut An ancient recipe going back millenia, tasting of honor, gold, and glory days of yore. Served best chilled to near absolute zero.
Blacklock Lager	Ghosts haunt the player and obstructs vision	2 Yeast Cone 5 Starch Nut	Epic	Beer License Cost: 1000 Credits, 12 Yeast Cone, 7 Malt Star, 31 Starch Nut An ominous concoction, so thick and black that you'd think it was taken from the very core of Hoxxes itself. Any rumors around psychotic episodes and hallucinations connected to this brew is purely anecdotal. Or so they say...
Blackreach Blonde	Player receives the Jukebox effect and starts dancing	3 Yeast Cone 3 Malt Star	Regular	Beer License Cost: 500 Credits, 23 Yeast Cone, 10 Malt Star, 7 Starch Nut The party-goer's choice. Charming, fizzy, and fruity, the Blackreach Blonde is known to put a smile on anyone's face.
Burning Love	Player catches on fire	6 Malt Star	Regular	Beer License Cost: 750 Credits, 6 Yeast Cone, 28 Malt Star, 6 Starch Nut What's cooking? Why, YOU, are! The Burning Love is famous for it's powerful taste and utter disregard for the Scoville Scale. Ingest at your own risk.
Flintlocke's Delight	Player starts exploding, propelling them in random directions	3 Yeast Cone 2 Starch Nut	Strong	Beer License Cost: 350 Credits, 14 Yeast Cone, 5 Malt Star, 11 Starch Nut How does it work? Eldritch magic? Genetic tempering? Nobody knows! Suffice to say, Flintlocke's Delight is a favorite of demolitionists everywhere. Also, it tastes great - if you got a love for gunpowder, anyway.
Mactera Brew	Player releases a loud fart, creating a green cloud around them	1 Malt Star 6 Starch Nut	Epic	Beer License Cost: 1500 Credits, 15 Yeast Cone, 10 Malt Star, 55 Starch Nut A delightful, tangy brew. In accordance with DRG's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"-guidelines, the Mactera Brew quickly rose to prominence among the crew - as long as everyone agreed not to discuss the ingredients...
Malt Rockbearer	Player becomes larger	6 Yeast Cone	Strong	Beer License Cost: 750 Credits, 30 Yeast Cone, 10 Malt Star, 10 Starch Nut A classic, malty brew with a distinctive tangy aftertaste, the Rockbearer is know to be behind many great dwarven feats. Be advised: Management will not reimburse any amonts of clothes torn or vocal chords ruptured as a result of enjoying this drink.
Seasoned Moonrider	Gives the player low gravity	3 Malt Star 4 Starch Nut	Safe For Work	Beer License Cost: 1000 Credits, 10 Yeast Cone, 15 Malt Star, 35 Starch Nut Malthly and sweet, the Seasoned Moonrider is a distinguished brew that's sure to put a kick in your step.
Underhill Deluxe	Player shrinks	4 Yeast Cone	Regular	Beer License Cost: 350 Credits, 17 Yeast Cone, 5 Malt Star, 8 Starch Nut In a hole in the ground, there lived a brewer. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to drink; it was a brewery, and that mean s beer. This beer, in fact. And it is lovely.
Gut Wrecker	Player releases a loud burp	1 Malt Star 4 Starch Nut	Epic	Beer License Cost: 500 Credits, 7 Yeast Cone, 21 Malt Star, 12 Starch Nut Equal parts carbon dioxide, nitric acid, and maple syrup, the Gut Wrecker is a peculiar but exceptionally tasty brew - if you manage to keep it down, that is. Has been known to be quite fizzy.
Wormhole Special	Teleports the player to a random location (either inside the drop pod or outside the space rig)	1 Yeast Cone 2 Malt Star 3 Starch Nut	Strong	Beer License Cost: 1500 Credits, 10 Yeast Cone, 20 Malt Star, 40 Starch Nut There are some breweries out there that will go to any lengths to attract customers. There are dark rumors surrounding the Wormhole Special - dark and ominous as the blackness of space itself - but damn if it ain't tasty even so. Drink with caution and respect. Grasp your knees tightly and close your eyes. It'll be over soon.
Blackout Stout	Increases drunkenness to max, downing the player	3 Starch Nut	Legendary	Beer License Cost: 250 Credits, 4 Yeast Cone, 4 Malt Star, 12 Starch Nut Renowned through space and time, a tankard of Blackout is enough to knock out almost anyone. A true test for the drunkard.

Bonus Drink

That drink can only be order by DLC owner.

Label	Name	Price	Potency	Description
	Glyphid Slammer Supporter Edition	85 Credits Rank 7	Strong	This version of the Glyphid Slammer is a drink only available to purchase by owners of the Supporter Edition of the game. It is functionally identical to the regular Glyphid Slammer, but comes in a golden tankard, and replaces the regular Glyphid Slammer in the bar.

Hoop the Barrel

The Hoop the Barrel mini-game is located at the back of the Abyss Bar.
Players stand behind a barrel which is dispensed from above, and attempt to kick the barrel into a moving hoop that incinerates barrels, beer mugs and dwarves that pass through it. Scores can be reset via the red button to the right of the game. Since Update 20: Bigger, Better, Bosco the player will die if they jump into the incinerator hoop, only to respawn in the medbay afterwards.

Scoring and point values

The game consists of four phases, with the first phase active while no barrels have been passed through the hoop.
Upon entry of a barrel, the game will allocate the appropriate points, and proceed to the next multiplier phase.
All phases above first phase remain active until the hoop 'bounces' back 3 times from the time of a barrel's entry into it.
If another barrel is passed through the hoop within the time limit, the game will progress to the next phase, capping out at Phase 4 where the point values are multiplied by 4.
If a barrel is not passed through the hoop within the time limit, or a shot is missed, the game is returned to phase 1.

Item	Phase 1 (1x Modifier)	Phase 2 (2x Modifier)	Phase 3 (3x Modifier)	Phase 4 (4x Modifier)
Beer Mug	1 Point	2 Points	3 Points	4 Points
Normal Barrel	10 Points	20 Points	30 Points	40 Points
Green Barrel	10 Points	20 Points	30 Points	40 Points
Yellow Barrel	10 Points	20 points	30 Points	40 Points
Red Barrel	25 Points	50 Points	75 Points	100 Points
Player	No score (but see Achievements)

First phase has a 1x point modifier, Second phase 2x, Third phase 3x, and 4th phase 4x. Phases are indicated by the size of the text on the scoreboard located above the moving hoop, although the text size does not increase between phases 3 and 4.

The Jukebox

The Jukebox contains a wide variety of songs from many different genres that are literally irresistible to dance to. Whenever a song is playing and you are within range, you cannot fight the urge to dance!

Jukebox Songs

^† - Songs with this mark are non-instrumental and contain vocals.

Trivia

The Abyss Bar have a selection of beers from different brewery and others independent.

Brewery Co.: Red Rock Blaster
Founders Brewery: BackBreaker Stout, Burning Love, Seasoned Moonrider
LongBeard Brewery: Arkenstout, Blackreach Blonde, Wormhole Special
Mountain Dwarves Brewery: Pots O' Gold, Tunnel Rat, Underhill Deluxe
The Original: Dark Morkite, Oily Oaf Brew
The Seventh Dwarves Brewery: Slayer Stout, Blacklock Lager, Flintlocke's Delight
Space Barrels Company: Malt Rockbearer

Independents: Glyphid Slammer, Leaf Lover's Special, Rocky Mountain, Skull Crusher Ale, Mactera Brew, Gut Wrecker, Blackout Stout